It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Threesome in a minivan. New low
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Randomize
