At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Text me some of your sweat
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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