All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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