the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Houston, we have a blender
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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