Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

well that was a long night...

(609): View more from New Jersey

dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

(908): View more from New Jersey

no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i just made my gag reflex go away.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

(301): View more from Maryland

I accept this challenge.

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(518): View more from New York

College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.

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(804): View more from Virginia

If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.

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(917): View more from New York City

when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.

(917): View more from New York City

Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.

(347): View more from New York

he is a god among men.

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(478): View more from Georgia

He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....

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(410): View more from Maryland

You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.

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