I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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