anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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