Dual....:-)
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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