He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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