ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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