? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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