I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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