He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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