1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Nicole vs. Life
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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