I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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