I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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