Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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