With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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