please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
