just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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