HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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