everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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