Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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