If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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