He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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