My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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