btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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