found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
3 2 1 whiskey
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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