Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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