Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
handjob tips. give me some.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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