And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't deserve a penis
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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