I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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