Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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