Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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