So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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