Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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