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• (315): View more from New York

  I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho

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• (518): View more from New York

  everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...

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• (518): View more from New York

  idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

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• (209): View more from California

  What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?

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• (949): View more from California

  I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm just more comfortable with the bondage

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me

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• (585): View more from New York

  yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.

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