Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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