But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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