Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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