Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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