i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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