Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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