after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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