You surviving the open bar?
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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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