Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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