He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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