Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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