I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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