no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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