Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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