How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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